For now on when I need to wake kids up for school, I’m gonna play Nightmare on Elm Street really loudly in the background.
That annoying moment when my phone rings and it wakes me up
Are you Chinese or Asian?
Are you stupid or dumb?
“Wag mong BIRUIN ang pag-ibig. Dahil kapag ang pag-ibig na ang bumiro sayo.. hindi ka MATATAWA.”










