April 2013
YEAH. Ngayon lang ulet nakapag-tumblr. I missed this! :)
April 2012
Why I couldn't be a doctor
Me: I'm so sorry, we did everything we could...
Wife: Oh no!! *starts sobbing*
Me: And it worked! Your husband's gonna be fine!
clovemutt:
this gif is my everything
I feel like this is what will happen after summer.
Friends: We went out of town, went to the beach, etc.
Me: Cool.
Friend: And you?
Me:
Friends:
Me:
Friends:
Me:
Friends:
Me: I hanged out with my laptop all day and all night.
Fan: What do you smell like?
Justin: I can't describe it.
Interviewer: He smells like a unicorn running through a field of fresh flowers.
That nerdy classmate of yours who became hot and...
beben-eleben:
everyone: you don't have friends
me: uh, yes i do?
everyone: okay name them
me: actual name or URL?
Peeta: Katniss, you light up my cave like no body else
Peeta: The way that you braid your hair gets me overwhelmed
Katniss: Please st-
Peeta: And so I chucked you some burnt bread to declare my love
Peeta: You don't kno-o-ow you don't know you're beautiful
Peeta: If only you saw the effects you cause that I can see
Katniss: Oh lor-
Peeta: You'd understand why my heart stops when you look at me
Peeta: And when you sing all your songs, that heart just melts
Katniss: ...
Peeta: YOU SHOULD KNO-O-OW YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
LOLOLOLOL SO SMART! HAHAHA!
me: hey wanna play a game
band member: um okay
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOUR WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
Hindi sa lahat ng oras, nakakakilig yung mga corny...
'Yung mahal na mahal mo siya, kahit sinasaktan ka...
Kasi alam mong mas masasaktan ka kapag nawala siya.
Have you guys ever realized the brain named...
thisaintfairytalee:
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