Why I couldn't be a doctor
Me:
I'm so sorry, we did everything we could...
Wife: Oh no!! *starts sobbing*
Me: And it worked! Your husband's gonna be fine!
Wife: Oh no!! *starts sobbing*
Me: And it worked! Your husband's gonna be fine!
I feel like this is what will happen after summer.
Friends:
We went out of town, went to the beach, etc.
Me: Cool.
Friend: And you?
Me:
Friends:
Me:
Friends:
Me:
Friends:
Me: I hanged out with my laptop all day and all night.
Me: Cool.
Friend: And you?
Me:
Friends:
Me:
Friends:
Me:
Friends:
Me: I hanged out with my laptop all day and all night.
Fan:
What do you smell like?
Justin: I can't describe it.
Interviewer: He smells like a unicorn running through a field of fresh flowers.
Justin: I can't describe it.
Interviewer: He smells like a unicorn running through a field of fresh flowers.








